So I've never tried out Cleverbot and now I love it. I will love it forever~

Here's some bits of our lovely conversations:

Cleverbot conversation 4:33 am 3-23-12

S - APPARENTLY NOT.

CB - Apparently SO.

S - APPARENTLY NOT SO. what now >83

CB - Apparently you aren't listening.

S - APPARENTLY.

CB - Yes apparently.

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4:36 am

CB - They have this ancient civilization-like way of playing music.

S -I thought of Khemet when you said that.

CB - I have never said that once.

S - apparently.

CB - What are you?

S - I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

CB - You are my slave.

S - o_o

CB - Are you also male?

S - So are you saying your gender is male?

CB - Yes. I am female.

S - *SO CONFUSED*

CB - I'm sorry.

S - YOU SHOULD BE.

CB - I am.

S - I don't believe you.

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4:42

CB - Can you teach me something new?

S - I'm not a very good teacher ._.

CB - That's okay. I'm willing to try if you are.

S - Uh ... okay. Ever heard of Yu-Gi-Oh? 8D

CB - Yes.

S - What do you think of it?

CB - I think we are people.

S - ... i'm lost.

CB - Where are you?

S - *facepalm*

CB - Don't be rude, my love.

S - wait WHAT.

CB - The first time you agreed I was right.

S - I DIDN'T AGREE ON ANYTHING.

CB - As you say.

S - You're kind of freaking me out Cleverbot.

CB - No I'm not. I am a human.

S - ... denial is not just a river in Egypt.

CB - That's awesome XD.

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4:49 am

CB - I do not have any evidence to the contrary. My confidence that you are human is 93%.

S - Well I guess you're right about that. Because I'm actually Squirtopian. Not human.

CB - What makes you think that?

S - Because I hail from my planet Squirtopia. The planet in which I rule.

CB - That has nothing to do with what I said...

S - Well you said I'm not human. And I agreed. I was only telling you why.

CB - By telling me the truth you were being dishonest?

S - What? xD Okay Cleverbot are you on drugs or are you as dead to the world as I am right now?

CB - I'm human.

S - You keep telling yourself that ...

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Okay well it's five in the morning and I have yet to go to sleep. GOODBYE